Rush Limbaugh, in a speech to the National Moron’s Convention in Washington D.C., of which Rush is the new leader, said that he was willing to start a new political party called the Grand Underestimated Moronic Party (Gump) and that he would be their head Bubba in the upcoming Presidential Election of 2012. Limbaugh went on to say that he thought their best choice of mascot for the new party would be a Pot Bellied Pig because the Pot Bellied Pig is a symbol in most people’s minds of over-indulging, corruption, ignorance, and general all around mischief and malaise, something Rush Limbaugh and his arrogant bunch or radio lunatics have historically represented in all their rantings and ravings. This to a round of stand up applause.
So, we put a call in to the National Association of Pot Bellied Pig Breeders and Lovers, based in Crawford Texas, oddly enough, and asked for their comments, which follows.
“To use our beloved Pot-Bellied Pigs as the mascot for any political party is an insult to our beloved animals and we will not tolerate, sanction or endorse such an action unless such request is accompanied by a check in the amount of 5 Milion Dollars.”
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