I’m not making this up folks.
President Bush yesterday threatened to send in NOT the MARINES, NOT the US AIR FORCE, NOT our ARMY or NAVY. Because all of our Military assets are mired down in Iraq, helping the corrupt puppet government steal all of Iraq’s OIL, Bush has no one to threaten the Russians who have invaded Georgia with, EXCEPT for the irascible Condoleeza Rice, known as “BullDog” by her friends.
“By sending our top Bulldog into battle against the Russian forces,” Bush said yesterday at a hastily called Press Conference, “We will be assured that she will not die in vain.” And, then he chuckled that gleeful chuckle of his that signifies the Bush ‘Take-No-Prisoners” attitude.
“It’s very interesting to me,” Bush went on, “That if Condy is successful, they’re going to call her the toughest kickass Secretary in history. Of course, those Russian tanks are nothing to sneeze at. We wish her the best of luck. President Putin better watch out.”
Condoleeza, was met by reporters about this on her way to her office today, and when she was told of the President’s orders for her to attack the Russian Army on her own, she went white as a sheet and said, “Say what?” Then, she fainted dead away and had to be taken to Bethesda Naval Hospital where she is being treated. We have information that she’s being outfitted with secret missiles and RPG’s under her bra.
Stay tuned for further episodes in the continuing saga of “Condoleeza Rice takes on the Russians,” Soon to be a major motion picture from Twentieth Century Fox, oh boy.
You heard it here first, folks. We’re going to war and it’s not pretty.
Stumble It!
