I’m not making this up folks.
President Bush last night explained the current financial crisis for us.
He said, “You have the right to ask the question, how did we get in this mess and so I am going to explain it to you. It all started during the Clinton Administration when this country was managed so well that everyone with any money all over the world invested their cash in this country’s industries and financial system by buying our stocks and bonds and even some businesses. But then, when I took office, I allowed my cronies in Wall Street to steal this money by defrauding these investors who were stupid enough to invest in my management. Heck, I even had one of my buddies sell the Brooklyn Bridge to these yokels over FIVE THOUSAND TIMES.”
‘But, fair is fair. We’ve all gotten filthy sticking rich off these yokels and so now it’s time to give these poor folks around the world their money back. Now, you suckers living here in the United States under my thumb, don’t have the balls to do anything about it, so I’m going to MAKE YOU PAY FOR OUR THEFT and FRAUD. I think that’s fitting, since it’s you creeps out there who are probably going to put the White House in the hands of my hated enemies the LIBERALS. Just remember, we were your only hope for family values. We didn’t really care about your stinking values, but wait ‘til you see how the LIBERALS are going to make sure everyone has a well-paying job. They’re going to get our troops out of Iraq where I was concentrating my efforts so that you wouldn’t notice my scams. They’re going to save Social Security so that your parents can remain in their homes and be able to eat. They’re going to make sure that this economy is repaired and on the right footing and the American Dream is restored once again after everything I’ve done to try and KILL IT. And, they’re going to allow the GAYS to get MARRIED. So, there you go. Those damn LIBERALS screwing everything up again.”
“Oh, one more thing, just to show you that I’m not vindictive about all of this, I’ve planted a time bomb that is still ticking and it will go off just when you least expect it. I made damn sure that this NATIONAL DEBT THING is SO BIG that NO ONE, not even you the American People living today and your children and their children and their children for generations will NEVER BE ABLE TO PAY IT OFF. This debt is going to hang over your heads like the sword of Damocles. So, just go ahead, put those damn LIBERALS back in office and see what happens to you. You can go get yourselves millions of LIBERALS. They ain’t gonna save you. And, just so you know, me and my cronies are going to be living the HIGH LIFE, drinking the best Champagne and eating the best caviar on our yachts and in our mansions all over the world. So, America, eat your hearts out. You fucked up. You trusted me. Have a nice day.”
This was the entire speech in its entirety as delivered to the American People by President Bush last night as the BUSH clock toward final BANKRUPTCY of this nation kept on ticking, just as he warned. What a guy.
Well, OK, he didn’t say these exact words, but this was the thrust of his speech as I heard it. Bush never took one drop of blame for what has happened to this great nation under his watch. AND REPUBLICANS NEVER DO. They always find a MORALISTIC ISSUE to turn the BLAME on the other side of the aisle, the innocent other PARTY who has never done anything this bad ever before in history. Sure, the DEMS have made mistakes, many of them. There was that stupid thing that Bill Clinton did in the Oval Office with that Monica Lewinski chick. But, that should never have been such a big deal. We should have forgiven him and moved on so that Clinton could have dealt with more serious problems. But, the MORALISTIC REPUBLICANS wouldn’t let it die. They had to show us that ‘LIBERALS ARE BAD, EVIL, and yes, they even like sex too, the devils.’
WAKE UP AMERICA. Now, is not the time to BLINK. Stand FIRM. We must start the DISCUSSION about how and when and where to REPUDIATE THE BUSH DEBT that HE and his fellow REPUBLICAN CRONIES forced on the American People.
I SAY, let the BUSH FAMILY PAY IT OFF, since it was their use of OUR CREDIT CARD that has brought us to this point. Don’t pay no heed to their LIES and DECEIT. The time for real TRUTH and DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT is here.
The next act of this Congress should be to REPUDIATE THE BUSH DEBT, not give it our stamp of approval and put it on our TAB. Let’s get a CONGRESS who will STOP THE INSANITY and BEGIN AMERICA 2.0, Inc.
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BY THE WAY FOLKS, McCain is no less in decrepitude and moral stature than BUSH. We would get the same kind of RHETORIC from McCain and Palin. IF you want proof, just go and view the interview Palin just gave to Katie Couric yesterday, where she says, “McCain is a Maverick”. McCain’s a Maverick all right, a Maverick Deceiver. He’ll MAVERICK US right out of our SHOES. IT’S a CLASSIC. No wonder they’re keeping her away from the press.
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